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Artist draws flies, conclusions, bath

Tail pipe exhausted

Funny bone cracks up, multiple fractures

For sale: cloud 9 (fixer-upper)

Aged man creeps out from under circumstances

Health Commissioner warns: “Obesity is next big thing”

Baker claims monkey bread missing link in food chain

Invisible man appears on Oprah

Elephant has crush on circus trainer

Mr. Potato Head schedules eye exam

Literary news: Spy comes in from heat, blames global warming

Archives: Einstein explains theory of expanding hair style

And the Good News Award goes to: Bed finds missing twin

The moon grinning at me like a Cheshire cat on a limb. Private joke, I guess.

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